SAN FRANCISCO, CA – After weeks, if not months, of rampant speculation, Apple has finally unveiled the next generation of its incredibly popular tablet device. The newest iteration of Apple’s iPad product line has met with uniformly positive reviews from fans and critics alike despite
WORLDWIDE WEB, CA – After hearing reports of Google’s latest user privacy breach, technology enthusiasts have decided to express an appropriate level of obligatory outrage before quickly and quietly returning to their near complete dependence on various Google, Inc. services. “What Google has done is
SUBTERRANEAN SERVER LABYRINTH – Looking excitedly from cubicle to cubicle, Tech Director Allan “Crazy Al” Hobkins was in high spirits as he walked past his colleagues early Monday morning.
“We’ve really accomplished something here- really provided a service that can’t be counted on,” said the head of Michigan State University’s Tech Department, nearly tearing up as he walked past a training cubicle where employees were being instructed on how to most effectively misinterpret an email error report.