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Analysts: “Romney is much more like a Ken doll.”

DERTROIT… ERRR WAIT, NEW ORLEANS – After an intense debate among the national news pundits, political experts have concluded that Mitt Romney is much more similar to a Ken doll than an etch-a-sketch. “While Mr. Romney’s inconsistency regarding policy matters and easy ‘shake-ability’ are clear

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Ron Paul Campaign Forgets Candidate at Gas Station

CORNVILLE, IL – According to early reports, Texas Representative and Republican presidential nominee candidate Ron Paul was forgotten by his campaign staff at a local gas station after they had finished refueling. Sources close to the campaign stated that they were paying attention to “more