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Smug Romney Embraces Elitist Nature

CAMPAIGN STRETCH LIMO, SC – After two top place showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Republican frontrunner and former hair model Mitt Romney has dropped his carefully crafted common man persona and finally embraced his natural state as a pompous dandy unconcerned with the quiet desperation of the average American’s life.

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Yosemite Sam Enters Race for GOP Nomination

DALLAS, TX – Making a huge splash on the political scene, rabbit hunting mogul and long-time Libertarian Yosemite Sam kicked off his campaign for the Republican 2012 Presidential nomination after months of rumors and speculation regarding his political ambitions. “I am the roughest, toughest, aaaaand

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GOP Literally Battles Budget Deficit

CONGRESSIONAL COLISEUM, DC – Seeming to crackle with energy, the air in the United States House of Representatives was saturated with exuberance as House Speaker John Boehner, wearing tanned leather and chainmail armor, strode through the lower corridors of the LBJ Congressional Coliseum toward the beast he would soon enter into mortal combat with.