LANSING, MI – During an unscheduled stop at local Denny’s in Lansing, Michigan, former Massachusetts governor and Touch of Gray hair dye model Mitt Romney was surprised to meet an employed Michigander, according to those that witnessed the encounter. According to early reports, Mitt Romney
COLD TOWN, MN – Following a three state sweep by former senator Rick Santorum, the mainstream media has collectively decided to issue a statement expressing its nonbinding interest in Mr. Santorum during future primaries and caucuses. This surprising, yet in no way definitive, future coverage
MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. – In what longtime political experts have called a “political Hail Mary”, Jon Huntsman attempted to revitalize his faltering bid for the Republican presidential nomination by announcing the suspension of his campaign on Monday.