WASHINGTON D.C. – According to early reports, the Secret Service detained a belligerent, irascible Newt Gingrich after the GOP hopeful had broken into the Oval Office and declared himself President of the United States of America. While the investigation is still ongoing, the former United
COLD TOWN, MN – Following a three state sweep by former senator Rick Santorum, the mainstream media has collectively decided to issue a statement expressing its nonbinding interest in Mr. Santorum during future primaries and caucuses. This surprising, yet in no way definitive, future coverage
MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. – In what longtime political experts have called a “political Hail Mary”, Jon Huntsman attempted to revitalize his faltering bid for the Republican presidential nomination by announcing the suspension of his campaign on Monday.