Browse By

Tag Archives: Obama

No Thumbnail

Yosemite Sam Enters Race for GOP Nomination

DALLAS, TX – Making a huge splash on the political scene, rabbit hunting mogul and long-time Libertarian Yosemite Sam kicked off his campaign for the Republican 2012 Presidential nomination after months of rumors and speculation regarding his political ambitions. “I am the roughest, toughest, aaaaand

No Thumbnail

Oil Cleanup Ideas Running on Empty

GULF OF OIL, LA – Displaying further evidence of being caught off guard by the severity of the Deep Water Horizon disaster, oil behemoth British Petroleum has begun using the “broken hopes and dreams” of gulf coast residents to soak up broad swaths of the toxic black substance that have not been effectively contained using traditional techniques.