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MONEY PIT, GOLDMAN SACHS HQ – With the stocks of Wall Street’s largest banks suffering in the wake of the Federal Housing Finance Agency’s lawsuit, some market experts and government policymakers have recently criticized the rule of law as harming the broader economy.
SUPREME COURT REGENERATION POD – In a move that the stunned the normally docile mainstream media, approximately 55.56% of the United States Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional to prohibit the oft maligned corporation from exercising its First Amendment right of shamelessly bending the blind masses to its superior will.
DERIVATIVE NURSERY – After many months of intense behind-the-scenes negotiations with Congress, those prominent banks which were being designated “too big to fail,” and hence received federal bailout funds, have promised not to fail again. The promise, a completely nonbinding and optional agreement, has gained large support among politicians on both sides of the aisle. [...]