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Apple Fans: “No really, the iPad 3 is great!”
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – After weeks, if not months, of rampant speculation, Apple has finally unveiled the next generation of its incredibly popular tablet device. The newest iteration of Apple’s iPad product line has met with uniformly positive reviews from fans and critics alike despite lacking any surprising or innovative new features. “It’s like experiencing [...]
Apple Unveils New iNternet
INTUITIVELY DESIGNED APPLE iHQ – With the intensity of a lion ready to pounce on a wounded gazelle, the technology saint, dressed in his holy garb of a mock turtleneck and jeans, entered the room carrying nothing more than an envelope and deck of cards. Those lesser mortals in the room trembled as reality bent and quivered in his wake. As one they readied their souls for the sacred words of their prophet.