NEW YORK CITY, NY – The tone was decidedly conciliatory as the nation’s most powerful titans of industry apologized to the Republican Party for America’s economic recovery. The influential cabal of business leaders expressed regret and disappointment in their collective inability to keep the nation’s
CAMPAIGN STRETCH LIMO, SC – After two top place showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Republican frontrunner and former hair model Mitt Romney has dropped his carefully crafted common man persona and finally embraced his natural state as a pompous dandy unconcerned with the quiet desperation of the average American’s life.
DALLAS, TX – Making a huge splash on the political scene, rabbit hunting mogul and long-time Libertarian Yosemite Sam kicked off his campaign for the Republican 2012 Presidential nomination after months of rumors and speculation regarding his political ambitions. “I am the roughest, toughest, aaaaand