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Ron Paul Campaign Forgets Candidate at Gas Station

CORNVILLE, IL – According to early reports, Texas Representative and Republican presidential nominee candidate Ron Paul was forgotten by his campaign staff at a local gas station after they had finished refueling. Sources close to the campaign stated that they were paying attention to “more

Newt Gingrich explains his plan to abolish Leap Day.

Gingrich: “I would abolish Leap Day.”

TIME VORTEX, EARTH’S CORE – In a bid to grab headlines and energize his ailing campaign for the GOP presidential nomination, former US House Speaker and Pillsbury dough boy Newt Gingrich has recently declared that he would “abolish the elitist, big government doctrine of Leap