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Justices Breyer and Thomas arm wrestle to decide a court case.

Supreme Court Just Making It Up As It Goes Along

SECRET JUSTICE REJUVENATION POOL – Anonymous sources close to the high court have revealed that the seemingly sagacious Supreme Court Justices are “just making it up as they go along” when comes to deciding irrevocable court cases affecting the entire country. The embarrassing revelation comes

Rick Santorum

News Media Scrambles to Prolong GOP Primary Contest

CHICAGO, IL – Former moderate Mitt Romney’s sizable lead in the polls over rival Rick Santorum on the eve of Illinois’ primary has forced major news media outlets to scramble to prolong what has become a bitter nomination process. “Through diligent, hard work, the cable