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Shockingly, CNN Still Exists

ATLANTA – Strolling through the once hallowed corridors and studios of CNN’s worldwide Atlanta headquarters, one cannot help but feel awestruck at the fact that the original cable news channel still exists. This sense of astonishment is shared not only by the larger American public,

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Romney Welcomes Mega Millions Winners into the 1%

CHEESE LAKE, WI – Upon hearing about the winners of the record breaking Mega Millions Lottery Jackpot, former human being Mitt Romney was quick to welcome the lucky individuals into the upper-rungs of the American socio-economic ladder. “I would like to personally congratulate the Mega