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		<title>Barclays: “Libor A Smashing Success!”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON – By manipulating the London Inter-Banking Offer Rate (Libor), multinational British banking and financial services institution Barclays has successfully surpassed all recent banking scandals in size and scope, say industry experts. “Due to the sheer magnitude this revelation, Barclays is now in a dominant position in the competitive banking corruption market. With the ongoing investigation, this scandal will last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists Run Out of Condescending Scientific Analogies for Normal People</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 19:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GENEVA &#8211; With the discovery of a potential Higgs particle, the scientific community has officially exhausted its supply of condescending analogies to explain complex scientific concepts to the average person. “We really tried with this one, but there was just no way to reduce the complexity of quantum mechanics and the Higgs-Boson in such a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dems Scramble to Snatch Defeat from Jaws of Supreme Court Victory</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. &#8211; After two years of continuous assault from conservative critics over President Obama’s landmark healthcare reform legislation, Democrats are scrambling to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory after being almost completely vindicated by the Supreme Court of the United States. Completely blindsided by the favorable 5-4 decision from Chief Justice John Roberts, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shockingly, CNN Still Exists</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 23:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA &#8211; Strolling through the once hallowed corridors and studios of CNN’s worldwide Atlanta headquarters, one cannot help but feel awestruck at the fact that the original cable news channel still exists. This sense of astonishment is shared not only by the larger American public, but by nearly every staffer at the institution as well. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rick Santorum vs Doug Funnie: Sweater Vest Comparison</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Romney Welcomes Mega Millions Winners into the 1%</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHEESE LAKE, WI – Upon hearing about the winners of the record breaking Mega Millions Lottery Jackpot, former human being Mitt Romney was quick to welcome the lucky individuals into the upper-rungs of the American socio-economic ladder. “I would like to personally congratulate the Mega Millions and extend a hand in friendship to my fellow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Supreme Court Just Making It Up As It Goes Along</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 05:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SECRET JUSTICE REJUVENATION POOL – Anonymous sources close to the high court have revealed that the seemingly sagacious Supreme Court Justices are “just making it up as they go along” when comes to deciding irrevocable court cases affecting the entire country. The embarrassing revelation comes after three days of heated oral arguments regarding the Affordable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Analysts: “Romney is much more like a Ken doll.”</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 23:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DERTROIT… ERRR WAIT, NEW ORLEANS – After an intense debate among the national news pundits, political experts have concluded that Mitt Romney is much more similar to a Ken doll than an etch-a-sketch. “While Mr. Romney’s inconsistency regarding policy matters and easy ‘shake-ability’ are clear etch-a-sketch attributes, his carefully sculpted hair, lifeless eyes, and smug [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Delusional Gingrich Breaks into Oval Office, Declares Self President</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C.  – According to early reports, the Secret Service detained a belligerent, irascible Newt Gingrich after the GOP hopeful had broken into the Oval Office and declared himself President of the United States of America. While the investigation is still ongoing, the former United States House Speaker somehow bypassed some of the most sophisticated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>News Media Scrambles to Prolong GOP Primary Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 02:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO, IL – Former moderate Mitt Romney’s sizable lead in the polls over rival Rick Santorum on the eve of Illinois’ primary has forced major news media outlets to scramble to prolong what has become a bitter nomination process. “Through diligent, hard work, the cable news industry has been able to revive Rick Santorum’s candidacy [...]]]></description>
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