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Old Man Jenkins Corp. Downgrades US Debt

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – In the wake of the recent United States federal debt ceiling debate, Old Man Jenkins Corporation has decided to follow Standard & Poor’s decision to downgrade the United States federal debt from three tin cans to a cactus and

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GOP Literally Battles Budget Deficit

CONGRESSIONAL COLISEUM, DC – Seeming to crackle with energy, the air in the United States House of Representatives was saturated with exuberance as House Speaker John Boehner, wearing tanned leather and chainmail armor, strode through the lower corridors of the LBJ Congressional Coliseum toward the beast he would soon enter into mortal combat with.

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New TSA Pat Downs a Let Down

ROMANTIC INTERROGATION ROOM, TSA DUNGEON – New advanced airport screening guidelines for Transportation Security Apartment officials have caused an uproar across the internet in recent days as crestfallen air travelers describe disappointing procedures.