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Rule of Law Hurts Economy

MONEY PIT, GOLDMAN SACHS HQ – With the stocks of Wall Street’s largest banks suffering in the wake of the Federal Housing Finance Agency’s lawsuit, some market experts and government policymakers have recently criticized the rule of law as harming the broader economy.

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Yosemite Sam Enters Race for GOP Nomination

DALLAS, TX – Making a huge splash on the political scene, rabbit hunting mogul and long-time Libertarian Yosemite Sam kicked off his campaign for the Republican 2012 Presidential nomination after months of rumors and speculation regarding his political ambitions. “I am the roughest, toughest, aaaaand

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Earthquake Lets Citizens Forget World for Evening

EAST COAST, USA – A reported magnitude 5.8 earthquake rippled through the East Coast earlier this week, allowing citizens to completely block out the harsh, intractable problems engulfing the world for an entire evening. Many residents of the Eastern United States reported near complete amnesia