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John McCain Never a Maverick, Becomes Ultimate Maverick

McCAIN REALITY ZONE, AZ – Encased in a floating orb of pure maverick energy given tangible form, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) was a sight to behold as he drifted inches above the ground while talking to constituents at a reelection rally. Calling it the “maverick effect,” locals seemed unfazed as their limbs morphed into unrecognizable objects of another dimension when shaking the senator’s hand.

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Lazarus Healthcare

HEALTHCARE BATTLEGROUND – Ending the nation’s lengthy healthcare reform trial-run, President Obama has decided the time has come to introduce a real healthcare reform bill to Congress for consideration.

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Supreme Court Ruling, “Just Do It.”

SUPREME COURT REGENERATION POD – In a move that the stunned the normally docile mainstream media, approximately 55.56% of the United States Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional to prohibit the oft maligned corporation from exercising its First Amendment right of shamelessly bending the blind masses to its superior will.