God Distances Christianity from Rick Santorum
HEAVEN – Looking worn and haggard in front of a rapt press corps, the supreme being of all creation began to distance himself and the entirety of Christianity from GOP hopeful and religious conservative Rick Santorum. The Alpha and the Omega of the cosmos stated that after witnessing Rick Santorum’s victories in the Alabama and [...]
Romney Threatens to Withdraw from Race Since GOP Likes Santorum So Much
UNIMPORTANT TOWN, AL – After months of pandering to ultra-conservative, Tea Party Republicans only to be met with mistrust and outright hostility, former Massachusetts governor Mitt “Dead Eyes” Romney has threatened to withdraw his candidacy from the race for the GOP presidential nomination out of pure spite. Since the beginning of his bid for the [...]
Nonprofit Community Embraces “KONY 2012” Example, Minimalist Activism
IMAGINATIONLAND – Taking note of the unprecedented success of Invisible Children’s “KONY 2012” campaign, nonprofit organizations across the world have begun to develop redesigned, stylish marketing campaigns targeted at catching the attention of young people. The “KONY 2012” campaign, with its emphases on awareness over action, has many nonprofits rethinking how best to address some [...]