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Oil Cleanup Ideas Running on Empty

GULF OF OIL, LA – Displaying further evidence of being caught off guard by the severity of the Deep Water Horizon disaster, oil behemoth British Petroleum has begun using the “broken hopes and dreams” of gulf coast residents to soak up broad swaths of the toxic black substance that have not been effectively contained using traditional techniques.

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John McCain Never a Maverick, Becomes Ultimate Maverick

McCAIN REALITY ZONE, AZ – Encased in a floating orb of pure maverick energy given tangible form, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) was a sight to behold as he drifted inches above the ground while talking to constituents at a reelection rally. Calling it the “maverick effect,” locals seemed unfazed as their limbs morphed into unrecognizable objects of another dimension when shaking the senator’s hand.