JAKARTA, INDONESIA – Aid organizations are increasing relief efforts in the Southeast Asian country of Indonesia this week following the historic Republican tidal wave that tore through the island nation earlier this month. Donations have been pouring in from the international community since reports made clear the horrific damage and human casualties of the tsunami.
OLBERMANN LAIR, NYC – In a heartwarming display of true love, MSNBC pundit and anti-O’Reilly, Keith Olbermann, finally proposed to longtime sweetheart, the Democratic Party, on October 28th, 2010 after years of stolen glances and overt flirtation. According to sources close to happy couple, Olbermann had invited the Democratic Party over to his home on that late October night under the pretense of burning former president George W. Bush’s memoir, Gaffe Master: Living in a World of Truthiness.
INTUITIVELY DESIGNED APPLE iHQ – With the intensity of a lion ready to pounce on a wounded gazelle, the technology saint, dressed in his holy garb of a mock turtleneck and jeans, entered the room carrying nothing more than an envelope and deck of cards. Those lesser mortals in the room trembled as reality bent and quivered in his wake. As one they readied their souls for the sacred words of their prophet.