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Mega Millions Ticket

Romney Welcomes Mega Millions Winners into the 1%

CHEESE LAKE, WI – Upon hearing about the winners of the record breaking Mega Millions Lottery Jackpot, former human being Mitt Romney was quick to welcome the lucky individuals into the upper-rungs of the American socio-economic ladder. “I would like to personally congratulate the Mega