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Denny

Mitt Romney Surprised to Meet Employed Michigan Voter

LANSING, MI – During an unscheduled stop at local Denny’s in Lansing, Michigan, former Massachusetts governor and Touch of Gray hair dye model Mitt Romney was surprised to meet an employed Michigander, according to those that witnessed the encounter. According to early reports, Mitt Romney

Cupid

Couples Celebrate Annual Day of Ostracizing Single People

VALENTINE’S DAY BUNKER, MI – After weeks of exhaustive preparation, the nation’s couples are reportedly ready to unleash of deluge of emotional and psychological torment on those individuals unfortunate enough to be caught single on Valentine’s Day. “What was once a holiday celebrating romance has

Dog

Media Makes Nonbinding Promise to be Interested in Santorum

COLD TOWN, MN – Following a three state sweep by former senator Rick Santorum, the mainstream media has collectively decided to issue a statement expressing its nonbinding interest in Mr. Santorum during future primaries and caucuses. This surprising, yet in no way definitive, future coverage