WASHINGTON, D.C. – A recent poll conducted by the Extreme Polling, Inc. has found that a significant majority of Americans are honestly surprised that the country has yet to intervene in the ongoing conflict in Syria. “Wait, that whole ‘Syria’ thing is still going on?
WORLDWIDE WEB, CA – After hearing reports of Google’s latest user privacy breach, technology enthusiasts have decided to express an appropriate level of obligatory outrage before quickly and quietly returning to their near complete dependence on various Google, Inc. services. “What Google has done is
ATHENS, GREECE – In an unprecedented move of solidarity, European leaders have unanimously agreed to discreetly burn down the economically floundering Greece in order to collect billions of euros in insurance claims. Those close to the secretive and often tense negotiations regarding the Greek financial