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Smug Romney Embraces Elitist Nature

CAMPAIGN STRETCH LIMO, SC – After two top place showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Republican frontrunner and former hair model Mitt Romney has dropped his carefully crafted common man persona and finally embraced his natural state as a pompous dandy unconcerned with the quiet desperation of the average American’s life.